Headlines That Don’t Need a Story To Go With Them

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coffee newspaper 240 Headlines That Dont Need a Story To Go With Them

The top 5 headlines for stories I’m not going to read due to the headline.

5.)  Doctors remove knife from man’s head after 4 years.

4.)  Patient gets wrong kidney.

3.)  Clown Congressman messes up first vote.

2.)  Ugandan President may release Rap album.

And the number one headline for a story I’m not going to read due to the headline.

1.)  NUDE MAN CAUGHT STEALING SAUSAGES!!!

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