If this doesn’t improve your Monday by 18.7%, then baby, I’m sorry…we need to medicate you…HEAVILY!
‘Surely,’ you say ‘there couldn’t be a kissing DISASTER? It’s a kiss! It’s a sweet, loving thing! How bad could it possibly be???’ Oh ho ho, my friends…..
Just remember, it’s a lot like wood-working…measure twice, cut once and KEEP YOUR EYE on what you’re doing!!
It’s just about a Federal Law that, on the week-end when you’re doing chores or working in the house….TV on in the background, if a John Hughes movie comes on, that’s it. You MUST watch it.
I would expect Robin Thicke’s ‘people’ to say he thought it would be a hoot to include Miley and she just took over. She Kanye’d his performance!!
Madonna, the late 90′s called…..they want that last grille in existence back, please.
A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they’re not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
This list is, and here’s a catchy title, ” The 10 Most Deadly Places To Live In America” Taa-daaa!
As everyone and their grandmother knows, it’s ‘Shark Week’ on The Discovery Channel. I’ll admit, I’m totally hooked. Get it? Hooked…