If this doesn’t improve your Monday by 18.7%, then baby, I’m sorry…we need to medicate you…HEAVILY!
‘Surely,’ you say ‘there couldn’t be a kissing DISASTER? It’s a kiss! It’s a sweet, loving thing! How bad could it possibly be???’ Oh ho ho, my friends…..
I mean, is it becoming more important to TV Networks how many people are talking about you and how cool they think you are, rather than how many people are actually taking in your product?
suddenly, the dudes on campus simply can’t restrain themselves from stripping down to either their underoos or, lord love a duck, their bare skin, and running towards the pendulum, jumping on and riding the thing back and forth…JUST LIKE MILEY .
The Miley Cyrus MTV VMA performance just keeps giving..it’s amazing! We all agree, it was high on the “Oh. Oh!! Oh, no..nononono!!!! Chart of Bad Ideas” but have you, like me, been wondering what Captain James T Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise thought of it?
Adorable Video Of A Post-Surgery Drugged Husband Hitting On His Wife…
So, here’s everything you wanted to know, but didn’t want to ask…because it was too late and you didn’t want people to think you didn’t know this already. I feel ya. I know.
What Justin Bieber has done, SORT OF, is grow a mustache. As Buzzfeed says, it IS like a training bra of mustaches…but it’s there. Look hard. Very flesh colored.
Just remember, it’s a lot like wood-working…measure twice, cut once and KEEP YOUR EYE on what you’re doing!!
It’s just about a Federal Law that, on the week-end when you’re doing chores or working in the house….TV on in the background, if a John Hughes movie comes on, that’s it. You MUST watch it.